"Mommy's just going to the bathroom to go pee for a minute, then I just have to put the milk in the fridge, pour myself a tea, and I will be right there to play the Dora Spoons game with you!"
I mean when did I start talking about myself in the third person? And when did I start having to explain my every move to my five year old for fear that if I didn't she might start hollering at me? Sometimes I think I'm a prison inmate explaining my actions to avoid punishment and retribution! Wierd :-!